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The On Ramp

The Blue Mountain Internet Customer Newsletter

 Issue # 6 February 2004 
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  • Parking Ticket
    by Shirley B.
    February 2004
    I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked dork. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse poop. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes....the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner!
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