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The On Ramp

The Blue Mountain Internet Customer Newsletter

 Issue # 65 March 2009 
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    by Victor Luna
    March 2009

    A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.
    He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
    She replied, "I'm having a baby."
    With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
    She said, "He sure is."
    Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
    She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
    With an even more surprised look, he asked "Then why did you eat him?"

    Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's prejudice.
    "I took one look at those shifty eyes and that cheap polyester suit and I immediately knew that he was guilty as sin."
    "Sit down," says the judge. "That's the prosecuting attorney."

    Did you hear about the blind man that went bunjee jumping?
    "It scared the hell out of the dog."

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