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The On Ramp

The Blue Mountain Internet Customer Newsletter

 Issue # 15 January 2005 
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  • Deep Thoughts
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  • Deep Thoughts
    by Katrina Moran
    January 2005
  • If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
  • If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
  • Is there another word for synonym?
  • Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
  • When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
  • Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
  • Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  • What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
  • If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
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