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The On Ramp

The Blue Mountain Internet Customer Newsletter

 Issue # 16 February 2005 
NEWSLETTER CONTENTS
  • Letter from the Editor
  • Free Community Classif...
  • February Customer Survey
  • Find Pictures Easily
  • Partner of the Month
  • KJ's Virus Corner
  • Tech Tips
  • What is Line Noise?
  • Kudos from our customers
  • Things Not to Say on y...
  • Questions Kids Ask


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  • Things Not to Say on your Valentine's Date
    by Katrina Moran
    February 2005
  • I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired
  • People say I remind them of Steve Urkel
  • I used to come here all the time with my ex
  • I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it
  • Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour
  • I like clay. It's mushy
  • I really feel that I've grown in the past few years, Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look
  • And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest
  • I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask
  • It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am
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