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The On Ramp

The Blue Mountain Internet Customer Newsletter

 Issue # 16 February 2005 
NEWSLETTER CONTENTS
  • Letter from the Editor
  • Free Community Classif...
  • February Customer Survey
  • Find Pictures Easily
  • Partner of the Month
  • KJ's Virus Corner
  • Tech Tips
  • What is Line Noise?
  • Kudos from our customers
  • Things Not to Say on y...
  • Questions Kids Ask


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  • Questions Kids Ask
    by Katrina Moran
    February 2005
  • Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  • What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
  • What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way?
  • If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
  • If you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy, would you get a rash of good luck?
  • If all the world's a stage, and all the people players, why isn't there better acting on 'Baywatch'?
  • If a no-armed man has a gun, is he armed?
  • If you got into a taxi and the driver starts driving backwards, does she/he owe you money?
  • If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
  • If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
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