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The On Ramp

The Blue Mountain Internet Customer Newsletter

 Issue # 20 June 2005 
  • Greetings from the Edi...
  • New Mailing Address
  • BMI Home Page Updated
  • Meeting Mike
  • BMI Win Turbo - 7x Fas...
  • Love that Dirt!
  • KJ's Virus Clinic
  • Filter or Not?
  • Funnies
  • Lock the door and set ...
  • Recipe of the Month
  • POM: Best Little Compu...
  • Thank you for the kind...

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    by Victor Luna
    June 2005
    First day of school

    A child came home from his first day at school, and his mother asked:
    "What did you learn at school today honey?"
    ...and the boy answered "Not enough because I have to go back again tomorrow."

    God will save me...

    The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate because the river was rising. One door they came to, the man said "GOD will save me".

    The river continued to rise and he was forced to move everything to the second floor of his house. A man in a boat came by and offered to save him. Again he said "GOD will save me".

    Pretty soon the second story was flooded and he was forced to get on the roof of his house. A helicopter came by and tried to save him and yet again he said "GOD will save me".

    It wasn't long before the house was completely covered and the man died and went to heaven. He confronted God with "Why didn't you save me, GOD?"

    And God said "I sent you the police, a boat and a helicopter. What more did you want me to do?"

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