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The On Ramp

The Blue Mountain Internet Customer Newsletter

 Issue # 23 September 2005 
  • Greetings from the Edi...
  • Ecards -R- Easy!
  • Talking with Tony
  • Cook's Delight
  • Spiced Tomato Jam
  • Gone Digital
  • Kickoff is Here!
  • Reading on the Move
  • Buy it! Sell it!
  • Fun but Fickle!
  • A Good Laugh
  • POM - R C Electronics
  • The Winner's Circle
  • Kudos
  • Hellos and Goodbyes!

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  • A Good Laugh
    by Victor Luna
    September 2005
    TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. How may I help you?

    CUSTOMER: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if you offer online banking?

    TECH: We're an Internet service provider, ma'am. You can certainly use our service to connect to online banking.

    CUSTOMER: What do I need to do that?

    TECH: You just need the modem in your computer. That plugs into a phone jack. Sign up for an account, and sign up for online banking with your bank.

    CUSTOMER: But where does the money come out?

    TECH: I'm not sure I understand?

    CUSTOMER: You know...Does the money come out from that slot on my computer?
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