by Victor Luna
Funny things printed on T-shirts:
- Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
- I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
- I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on a disk somewhere.
- Some days you are the pigeon. Some days you are the statue.
- Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
- The money is always greener in the other guy's wallet.
- If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
- Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work is done here.
- My reality check bounced.
- On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
- I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- Think nobody knows you're alive? Try missing a payment.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
- If I save time, when do I get it back?
- Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep..
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
- I'll try being nicer if you will try being smarter.