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The On Ramp

The Blue Mountain Internet Customer Newsletter

 Issue # 24 October 2005 
  • Greetings from the Edi...
  • BMI Bucks
  • Atrica Server Unveiled
  • News! News! News!
  • VOIP What?
  • What is Broadband?
  • Knowing KJ
  • Your Message Center
  • Funny T-shirts!
  • We are here for YOU
  • Fantasy Football
  • Paying bills Online
  • Pet on the Net
  • The Winners Circle
  • POM - Watersong Comput...
  • Kudos!

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  • Funny T-shirts!
    by Victor Luna
    October 2005
    Funny things printed on T-shirts:

    • Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
    • I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
    • I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on a disk somewhere.
    • Some days you are the pigeon. Some days you are the statue.
    • Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
    • The money is always greener in the other guy's wallet.
    • If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
    • Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work is done here.
    • My reality check bounced.
    • On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
    • I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
    • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
    • Think nobody knows you're alive? Try missing a payment.
    • A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
    • If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
    • If I save time, when do I get it back?
    • Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep..
    • Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
    • I'll try being nicer if you will try being smarter.
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