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 Issue # 26 December 2005 
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  • Holiday humor
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  • Holiday Flavor!
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  • Why BMI?
  • Find Santa Contest
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  • Holiday humor
    by Colin Miller
    December 2005
    It's almost that time again. Yes, December 25th is rapidly approaching. After the stress of shopping and the frenetic fervor of getting the presents wrapped before the kids barge in, find some time for holiday humor!

    Q - Who is never hungry at Christmas?
    A - The turkey - he's always stuffed!

    Q - What do you call Santa Claus' dog?
    A - Santa Paws!

    Q - Why was a turkey the drummer in the pop group?
    A - Because he was the only one with drumsticks

    Q - What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
    A - Snow

    Q - What did one Angel say to the other?
    A - Halo there

    Q - What did the dog say to the reindeer?
    A - Woof, woof!

    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
    The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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