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The On Ramp

The Blue Mountain Internet Customer Newsletter

 Issue # 28 February 2006 
NEWSLETTER CONTENTS
  • Greetings from the Edi...
  • BMI Introduces Parenta...
  • Upgraded BMI Spam Prot...
  • Fast Food Facts
  • Medical Online
  • How Did That Song Go?
  • 14 Funnies
  • Online Casinos
  • Auto Insurnace Made Easy
  • That's Amore!
  • February-How Short Tho...
  • Catching up with Colin
  • BMI Expands Support Ho...
  • Let's Talk Viruses
  • POM KJN Enterprises
  • Kudos
  • The Winners Circle


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  • 14 Funnies
    by Tony Abrego
    February 2006
    Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
    A: Sure, they're very scent-imental!

    Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
    A: A hug and a quiche!

    Q: What did the girl pickle say to the boy pickle on Valentines Day?
    A: "You mean a great dill to me"

    Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentines Day?
    A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

    Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
    A: Stick with me and we'll go places!

    Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
    A: Forget-me-nuts

    Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
    A: Because he couldn't get a date.

    Q: What does a valentine envelope say when you lick it?
    A: Nothing, it shuts up.

    Q: If your aunt ran off to get married on Valentines Day, what would you call her?
    A: Antelope

    Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend on Valentines Day?
    A: "I love you with all my art!"

    Q: Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
    A: It was a case of guppy-love

    Q: What do you call two birds in love?
    A: Tweethearts

    Q: Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
    A: Because you can really party heart-y!

    Q: What did one oar say to the other?
    A: "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"
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