by Tony Abrego
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Sure, they're very scent-imental!
Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!
Q: What did the girl pickle say to the boy pickle on Valentines Day?
A: "You mean a great dill to me"
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentines Day?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because he couldn't get a date.
Q: What does a valentine envelope say when you lick it?
A: Nothing, it shuts up.
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married on Valentines Day, what would you call her?
Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend on Valentines Day?
A: "I love you with all my art!"
Q: Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
A: It was a case of guppy-love
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
Q: Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
A: Because you can really party heart-y!
Q: What did one oar say to the other?
A: "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"