A Touch O' Humor
by Nathan ONeel
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up:
"You're making' out we're all dumb and stupid. I oughtta punch you in the nose..."
The ventriloquist started to reply: "I'm sorry sir, I..."
"Not you," says the Irishman, "I'm talking to that little fella on your knee."
Q. What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a Texan?
A. A pot of chili at the end of the rainbow!
Q. Did you hear about the leprechaun who went to jail?
A. He was a lepre-con!
Murphy told Quinn that his wife was "driving him to drink".
Quinn thinks Murphy is very lucky because his own wife "makes him walk" !!
Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover??
A. A rash of good luck!