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The On Ramp

The Blue Mountain Internet Customer Newsletter

 Issue # 29 March 2006 
  • Greetings from the Edi...
  • History
  • DSL Dilemma
  • What is SPAM
  • WebCams
  • The Tax Man Cometh
  • A Touch O' Humor
  • Spring Again!
  • Visiting with Victor
  • Your Personal Portal!
  • My Account information
  • Using a Search Engine
  • Belong to a Club?
  • Go Fly a kite!
  • Kudos
  • Winners Circle

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  • A Touch O' Humor
    by Nathan ONeel
    March 2006
    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    Irish who?
    Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!

    A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up:
    "You're making' out we're all dumb and stupid. I oughtta punch you in the nose..."
    The ventriloquist started to reply: "I'm sorry sir, I..."
    "Not you," says the Irishman, "I'm talking to that little fella on your knee."

    Q. What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a Texan?
    A. A pot of chili at the end of the rainbow!

    Q. Did you hear about the leprechaun who went to jail?
    A. He was a lepre-con!

    Murphy told Quinn that his wife was "driving him to drink".
    Quinn thinks Murphy is very lucky because his own wife "makes him walk" !!

    Q. What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover??
    A. A rash of good luck!
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