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The On Ramp

The Blue Mountain Internet Customer Newsletter

 Issue # 30 April 2006 
  • Greetings from the Edi...
  • BMI Refer-A-Friend Pro...
  • Noticing Nathon
  • Q and A
  • What's out there?
  • Keyboard Shortcuts
  • Easter Fun
  • Turbo Charging!
  • Referral Winners
  • Just for Laughs
  • Photo Phun!
  • Se Habla Expanol
  • Slogan Wise Crossword
  • A Closer Look at IE 7.0
  • POM - Computer Geex Inc
  • Kudos
  • The Winner's Circle

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  • Just for Laughs
    by Matt Stepehns
    April 2006
    Dog looks at human and thinks:
    "My hero, my friend, my buddy."
    Cat looks at human and thinks:
    "My can-opener."


    In Africa, some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries...anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression.....

    In America we call it golf.


    Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time, and she asked;

    "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?"
    Little Johnny in the front row proudly said, "You're a mother!"
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