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The On Ramp

The Blue Mountain Internet Customer Newsletter

 Issue # 31 May 2006 
  • Greetings from the Edi...
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  • State Capitals Crossword
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  • A Jewel of a Book
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  • Referral Winners!
  • May Flowers Wordfind
  • Cool Sites!
  • Conversing with Carol
  • 3 of a Kind Picture Find
  • Perplexing Peripherals
  • Read the Signs!
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  • Read the Signs!
    by Jose Acosta
    May 2006
    II've been told that laughter is great medicine. Personally, I love a good laugh, and after reading these below, I couldn't help but share them with you. Hopefully you will enjoy them as much as I did. Happy medicine!"

    • A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: "Do not activate with wet hands"
    • At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment."
    • At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout".
    • At a Towing Company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg.- We want tows".
    • At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place".
    • In a dentist office: "Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you".
    • In a department store: "Bargain Basement Upstairs".
    • In a farmer's field: "The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges."
    • In a health food shop window: "Closed due to illness."
    • In a Maine restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends".
    • In a Texas funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan".
    • In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
    • Maternity Clothes Shop: "We are open on Labor Day".
    • On a repair shop door: "We can repair anything. (Please knock hard - bell out of order.)
    • Outside a country shop in West Virginia: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
    • Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We heard you coming"
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