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 Issue # 32 June 2006 
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  • HA HA HA
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  • Palouse Falls
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  • HA HA HA
    by Tony Abrego
    June 2006
    • What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
      Is that you, Mommy?

    • Which nut is like a sneeze?
      A cashew!

    • Why did the man put a dollar in his freezer?
      Because he wanted cold, hard cash!

    • How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
      Plug its nose!

    • What has teeth but can't bite?
      A comb

    • What is a rabbit's favorite music?
      Hip hop!

    • What do you get when you cross a spider with a computer?
      A web page.

    • What starts with a P, ends with E, and has a million letters in it?
      A post office.

    • What do you call a cow wearing a crown?
      Dairy queen!

    • How much dirt is in a hole 1 foot wide, 1 foot long, and 1 foot deep?
      None - there is NO dirt in a hole.

    • How many months have 28 days?
      All of them!

    • Why didn't the shark eat the clown?
      Because he tasted funny!

    • Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
      Because corn has ears and potatoes have eyes!

    • Why couldn't the Dalmatian hide from his mom?
      Because he was already spotted!

    • What did one math book say to the other?
      I have a lot of problems!

    • How does a telephone propose to his girlfriend?
      He gives her a ring!

    • What do runners do when they forget something?
      They jog their memory!

    • Why are cats terrible storytellers?
      Because they have only one tail!

    • Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker?
      He wanted a well-balanced meal!

    • What do you call a sleeping bull?
      A bull-dozer!

    • What can you break by just saying its name?

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