What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: FrostbiteWhat do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
A: BooberriesWhat did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A: "Do you believe in people?" Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A: They're so wrapped up in themselvesWhat type of dog do vampire's like the best?
A: BloodhoundsWhat's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A: A guy with very high blood pressureWhat did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
A: A TombstonesWhat did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: "Don't spook until you're spooken to."What do you call a little monster's parents?
A: Mummy and deadyWhat does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs.What game do ghost like to play?
A: Peek-a-BooWhat goes "Ha-ha-ha . . . THUD!"
A: A monster laughing his head off