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 Issue # 36 October 2006 
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    by Nathon O'Neel
    October 2006
    What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
    A: Frostbite

    What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
    A: Booberries

    What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
    A: "Do you believe in people?"

    Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
    A: They're so wrapped up in themselves

    What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
    A: Bloodhounds

    What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
    A: A guy with very high blood pressure

    What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
    A: A Tombstones

    What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
    A: "Don't spook until you're spooken to."

    What do you call a little monster's parents?
    A: Mummy and deady

    What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
    A: Spare ribs.

    What game do ghost like to play?
    A: Peek-a-Boo

    What goes "Ha-ha-ha . . . THUD!"
    A: A monster laughing his head off

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