by Jon Alexander
Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
little Timothy wrote:
"I am thankful that I'm not a turkey"
What key has legs and can't open doors?
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?