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 Issue # 37 November 2006 
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  • Turkey Talk
    by Jon Alexander
    November 2006
    Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," little Timothy wrote:
    "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey"

    What key has legs and can't open doors?
    A Tur-key.

    What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
    If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

    Why did the turkey cross the road?
    It was the chicken's day off.

    If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
    Their AGE

    Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
    Yes - a building can't jump at all

    What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
    Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

    How can you make a turkey float?
    You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey

    What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
    Plymouth Rock

    Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
    The outside

    What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
    The tur-key

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