A Good Laugh
by Gena Bybee
Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."
A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."
"It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs"
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
"What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate
" What is the Mexican weather report?"
Chili today and hot tamale.
How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather?
He's got bugs on his teeth.