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The On Ramp

The Blue Mountain Internet Customer Newsletter

 Issue # 4 December 2003 
NEWSLETTER CONTENTS
  • Editor Welcome
  • Sharing is Caring
  • Do you need Anti-Virus...
  • FREE Anti-Virus Softwa...
  • Buying Music On the In...
  • BMI Christmas Gift Cer...
  • Kevin's Corner
  • Horoscopes
  • A Hero's Christmas
  • Life's Little Mysteries
  • Question of the Month


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  • Life's Little Mysteries
    by Shirley B.
    December 2003
  • Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
  • Why don't you ever see the headlines "Psychic Wins Lottery?"
  • Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  • Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
  • Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
  • Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
  • Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
  • Why is it that to Shut off Windows, you have to click Start?
  • Why is it that when you are driving around looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  • Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
  • Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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