How do you fix a flat pumpkin?
With a Pumpkin patch
What month are trees scared of?
What did baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
Where is Pop-corn?
What is a mummy's favoarite type of music?
Why did the Game Warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license
What building does Dracula like to visit while in New York?
The Vampire State Building
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the Boos