A little humor will always make you feel better, hope this helps put a smile on your face!
A duck goes into the pharmacy and says "Give me some Chapstick and put it on my bill."
"Which side of the chicken has more feathers?"
"What is a sheep with no legs?"
"What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant?"
Big holes all over Africa
"What has a tongue but can't talk?"
"Why are chefs hard to like?"
They beat eggs, mash potatoes and whip cream
"What did one plate say to the other?"
Lunch is on me
"What goes around a house but doesn't move?"
"Why did the cookie go to the doctor?"
He was feeling crummy.