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The On Ramp

The Blue Mountain Internet Customer Newsletter

 Issue # 53 March 2008 
  • Greetings from the Edi...
  • New Hours for BMI
  • Kids and Hobbies
  • Crossword
  • Mobile Broadband is Here
  • Missoula MT
  • Answers!
  • A Smile for You
  • Knit Me In!
  • Mushroom Hunting
  • Easter Wordfind
  • FAQ
  • Movie Review
  • Picturefind
  • Kudos

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  • A Smile for You
    by Tony Abrego
    March 2008

    A little humor will always make you feel better, hope this helps put a smile on your face!

    A duck goes into the pharmacy and says "Give me some Chapstick and put it on my bill."

    "Which side of the chicken has more feathers?"
    The Outside.

    "What is a sheep with no legs?"
    A cloud

    "What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant?"
    Big holes all over Africa

    "What has a tongue but can't talk?"
    A shoe

    "Why are chefs hard to like?"
    They beat eggs, mash potatoes and whip cream

    "What did one plate say to the other?"
    Lunch is on me

    "What goes around a house but doesn't move?"
    A fence.

    "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?"
    He was feeling crummy.

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