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The On Ramp

The Blue Mountain Internet Customer Newsletter

 Issue # 6 February 2004 
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  • Resolutions for a Happy 2004
    by Shirley B.
    February 2004
  • At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down
  • Page yourself over the intercom. Don't diguise your voice
  • Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
  • Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
  • Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso
  • dont use any punctuation marks
  • Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go"
  • Sing along at the opera
  • Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day
  • When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!" "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!"
  • When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!"
  • Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
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